This cracked me up - so on target! - Elle Beau ❇︎

We already know he is. He’s a Red State charlatan wackadoodle raiding Wonka’s chocolate factory, charming dick-brained Dark-Web Oompa Loompas into a golden ticket and fraudulent ownership stake, with his twin smoke screens of post-grad creds and Canadian citizenship. That Diet Oathkeeper’s a busted douchecanoe up prick’s creek without a paddle. Still, you waste 2,000 colorless words on him, weekly, assuming it’s just you and J.P.’s stoned tab…
Then They Came for the White Men and Boys
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Elle Beau ❇︎
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Oct 7, 2022
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This cracked me up - so on target!
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Written by Elle Beau ❇︎12.7K Followers
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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between.
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