This gave me a nice chuckle, so thanks for that - as well as for a place in the pantheon of women you know who don't have "soothing energy" in the midst of making a point or engaging in debate about something they have given considerable thought to. I save my soothing energy for calming my pets during a thunderstorm, helping my son with his anxiety, or listening to something that my husband is worried about.
As you well know, we don't always agree, but I couldn't really find anything to complain about here. I'll PM you with the name of the offending "guru." I think he must have deleted the story.