Well, I can tell you, every married woman who read this IS laughing and nodding knowingly. Maybe in your house things get put away in the wrong place, but for most people, they are where they've always been for 15 years, right in the front of the pantry in plain sight. My husband is the smartest person I know in real life, and yet, if all of those missing things had been snakes, he would have been dead long ago. If you don't like humor that has a large grain of truth in it, don't read such pieces.